if you are going to do historical inaccuracy, then go big. Just take it to a whole ‘nother level.
I mean like Knight’s Tale "chanting Queen at the jousting tournament ‘foxy lady’" levels of anachronism. Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters with Hansel injecting himself…
Can you wipe out that much red?
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Peter Quill after discovering the Internet. (via patrickat)
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- Drax, upon hearing this conversation